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- É melhor uma concussãozinha do que viver o resto da vida aleijad...
Ao virar-se para ir embora, o cético e esmilinguido rapazote que sabia ser o cético rapazote de amanhã, só teve tempo de ouvir a freada brusca de um ônibus desgovernado, que esmagou o crânio do cético rapazote de hoje estirado no chão.
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E todos os outros seres humanos que passavam por ali continuaram a viver suas vidas sem jamais saber dessa estranha desaventura, tendo apenas um certo enjôo ao ver aquele corpo sem cabeça, a não ser em alguns mais dados à reflexão, em que, mesmo por um ralo momento, foram surpreendidos por um não menos ralo pensamento: "Mais vale viver as dificuldades ofertadas pelo presente do que perder a cabeça tentando consertar as besteiras do passado".
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Como diz Vinícius, "Eu morro ontem. Nasço amanha. Ando onde há espaço. Meu tempo é quando".
Amei. Aliás, amo!
que passado? onde esta o passado? o passado é passado. nao existe mais - olhar em frente - corrigir os erros mas nao lamenta-los. e por ai...
meio macabro, mas muito bom!! rs
Vc continua escrevendo muito bem.
Me fez pensar que hoje em dia não dá mesmo pra ajudar ninguém... mesmo que seja você. Se bem que, se é ninguém, não é você... então...
Acho melhor eu parar de ler os seus textos!
Abração
Muito interessante. É! Sigamos em frente e deixemos o passado para trás.
Querido amigo avassalador... Marcelo.
para um ser não pensante, voce se esforçou bastante hehehehe
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Qt ao texto aí em cima, adorei, sabe por que? porque às vezes, vivo pensando, imagina se fosse possível voltar no tempo, eu não faria isso ( aqui me refiro a quaisquer coisas as quais não deu certo). Esse texto mostra que estou pensando errado, né? A frase aqui responde ao que às vezes penso:"Mais vale viver as dificuldades ofertadas pelo presente do que perder a cabeça tentando consertar as besteiras do passado". Parabéns , belo texto.
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Grande Cabeça Não-Pensante, sempre com humor e agilidade invejáveis!
Valeu pelo toque, vamos ver qual será o evento que colocará de novo na tomada o meu espremedor de frutas!
Só espero que não seja nada parecido com um ser do amanhã querendo me avisar de algo assim...
abração!
Marcelo
"Mais vale viver as dificuldades ofertadas pelo presente do que perder a cabeça tentando consertar as besteiras do passado".
Você disse tudo excelente! Acopmanhei o raciocínio seguindo seu diálogo. Bacana!
Chris
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